Liberals got a spanking on election day and many promised to flee to Canada in response but it’s just more bad news I’m afraid. Canada doesn’t want you. The anti-Trump celebrities have been whining for months that they will leave if Trump is elected and to be honest, they are welcome to leave, if they can find somewhere that will take them. But Canada is not the place. In fact Canadians took to Twitter to warn Americans that they’d best stay where they are.
Only one problem with all these crazy liberals and celebrities wanting to move to Canada now…we don’t want you #suckstosuck
— Patrick Stuart (@patstuart08) November 9, 2016
— matt cruz (@Groovycruz) November 9, 2016
And it seems they have taken the hint from President Election Trump and want to keep Crazy Americans out.
— Mohamed El Dahshan (@eldahshan) November 9, 2016
— Dr. Winder Gill (@winder_gill) November 9, 2016
Even CBC, Canada’s state-owned broadcasting network, is trying to actively discourage a mass migration. As the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship website crashed last night, the CBC took to its blog to warn people that emigrating to Canada isn’t as easy as jumping a border.
To avoid deportation back to Trump’s America, they’d have to spend years in Canada’s aggressive filter system and spend thousands of dollars. And then, they’d have to find jobs in Canada’s crowded urban metropolises—unless, of course, they like farming.
— Bill Bennett (@KootenayBill) November 9, 2016
But if there’s anyone Canada really doesn’t want, among the number of celebrities who “seriously’ pledged to move north, it’s Girls star Lena Dunham (though, it seems, they’d also prefer not to house either Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer).
— NorthrenCanuck (@NorthrenCanuck) May 16, 2016
@lenadunham Canadians don’t want you or any other democratic supporter to come live in our country. Our new liberal leader is bad enough.
— Dallas Patterson (@toycharger) April 26, 2016
@lenadunham off you go and we Canadians don’t want you.
— Dave (@Dave_LT) November 9, 2016
— Dr. Not Nenshi (@NotNenshi) November 9, 2016
Lena Dunham wants to move to Canada if Trump wins?! Why is she trying to turn Canadians into HRC supporters? We’re not voting!
— De from Adanac (@32bitphoenix) November 7, 2016
So sorry all you Liberals that want to jump ship just because Donald Trump won the election despite all your pressure and hysterical cries but Canada doesn’t want you.